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Regardless of whether you appraise yours critically, gape at it in admiration or avoid looking at it altogether, the human body is really quite amazing .

Argentina’s Senate voted unanimously to legalize medical marijuana, joining the lower house and setting the country on course to become the latest to relax its laws on pot.

Here are some simple and often surprising tricks that research shows can extend your life.. 1 Switch your latte for a cuppa

With effect from 2017, candidates sitting for the Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination would spend two hours instead of three hours, the Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board said on Wednesday.

So this Nigerian man, Adeniyi Adedeji @pabloadedeji took a lady he met on social media out on a date, to watch a movie in the cinemas.

The Federal Government, on Wednesday, said despite pressure from groups and individuals, it would not disclose the amount spent on President Muhammadu Buhari’s recent medical treatment in the United Kingdom.

Two policemen were allegedly gunned down on Wednesday by armed robbers during an attack on the branch of a bank in Odo-Ere, the headquarters of Yagba West Local Government, Kogi State. The robbers, it was gathered, stormed the bank  around 4.20pm, shooting sporadically, before gaining entrance into the bank.

Angela Eluna, A female corp member serving in Ekiti State, alleged that she was brutalized by NYSC officials simply because she was not wearing her NYSC khaki jacket.

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The Head of Market Development, German Engineering Federation, Mrs Martina Claus, on Wednesday, said Nigeria ranked fourth globally in the volume of soft drink sales recorded in 2016.

The Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU) wants the Federal Government to pay the outstanding arrears of its members not later than July 2017.

Mortuary attendants at the Gakwegori Funeral Home in Kenya were left shocked when a pastor stormed the mortuary to resurrect his dead wife.

The Bauchi State Police on Wednesday, paraded the suspected killers of blogger/writer, Abdulhakeem Bauchin Bauchi.

SEASON OF DOMINION – Thursday March 30th 2017 Memorise: He shall have dominion also from sea to sea, and from the river unto the ends of the earth. Psalm 72:8 Read: Psalm 72:4-9 (King James Version)

Some Nigerian guys tend to toast (woo) any girl they are interested in without even considering the time and place. Not minding the location and with so much confidence, they approach you and begin to run their mouths, spitting lines they have specially practiced for wooing girls. Oftentimes, the thinking of certain guys is that they want to take the opportunity to toast the girl as they may not meet her again. That’s true. However, you should be conscious of the places you intend to hit on a woman.

Arsenal's perturbed coach, Arsene Wenger has made a ridiculous claim that'll surely get him a lot of flak.

 Pictured is the night view of the newly built Pedestrian bridge at Ojota bus stop on Ikorodu road by the Lagos State Government. In April 2016, it was announced that an additional foot bridge would be constructed to complement the existing one in order to contain the upsurge in usage by pedestrians. More photos below... .

Kelechi Iheanacho on Thursday in London scored a late goal to deny the Teranga Lions of Senegal a famous victory against the Super Eagles in an international friendly.

A baby boy has been inundated with visitors who believe he is a reincarnation of a Hindu god - despite being rejected by his mother.

The naira is likely to strengthen further on the black market as the Central Bank of Nigeria steps its interventions in the foreign exchange market.

REOPENING CLOSED CASES – Friday March 24th 2017 Memorise: He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the Lord shall have them in derision. Psalm 2:4 Read Daniel 6:10-17 (King James Version)

FRUITFULNESS: A MUST! – Thursday March 23rd 2017 Memorise: And I will make thee exceeding fruitful, and I will make nations of thee, and kings shall come out of thee. Genesis 17:6

The Plateau Commissioner for Housing and Urban Development, Mr Samuel Galadima, slumped and died on Wednesday, while jogging along with Governor Simon Lalong, at the Rwang Pam Stadium, Jos.

The total number of active mobile lines on telecoms networks in Nigeria has increased to over 155 million in January, this year, the latest industry report released by the telecoms regulator has revealed.

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A final year student of the Ladoke Akintola University of Technology, Ogbomosho, Oyo State, Adesoji Adediran, has committed suicide.

A suspected fraudster, John Eze, has been arrested by the Zone 2 Police Command, Onikan, Lagos State, for allegedly defrauding a Bureau De Change operator, Ismaila Ali, in the Ikoyi area of the state.

ANY PRICKS? – Monday March 20th 2017

Check out these nine tips to finally rid your body of that excess stomach.

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From all indications, the latest paternity scandal that pop singer, Davido, is enmeshed in wouldn’t be abating anytime soon.

Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger said he had made a decision about his future following his side’s dispiriting 3-1 defeat at West Bromwich Albion on Saturday.

16 year old Robert Bobroczky is second tallest basketball pl

OPEN HEAVENS DAILY DEVOTIONAL SATURDAY 18 MARCH 2017

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Dogs suffer from jealousy and are just as likely to turn into a green eyed monster as humans, according to scientists in California.

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The Bauchi State Police Command on Thursday, March 16th, paraded crime suspects including one Sani Abubakar, 39, of Dutsen Tanshi and Usman Hassan male, 33, of the same address, who lured a 6 years old girl and had unlawful carnal knowledge with her at a primary school in Dutsen Tanshi area of Bauchi. The two suspects were teachers at the same Primary School.

Nigerian airline company, Aero Contractors Nigeria Limited, has sacked 900 of its workers. According to a statement by the airlines media consultant, Simon Tumba, the airline which shut down temporarily in October last year but reopened in December, has about 1500 staff members on its payroll.

Six UNILAG students were arrested for allegedly gang-raping a 17-year-old female student of the same institution and have now been granted bail to the tune of N6 million.

Issa Hayatou's 29 year reign as CAF president has come to an end.

A drunk man in China took it into his head to insert two live fishes known as pond loaches into his anus, predictably, it had devastating results.

OPEN HEAVENS DAILY DEVOTIONAL THURSDAY 16 MARCH 2017

It first started with USSD recharge code for topping up mobile airtime, now many banks have improved the service to include money transfers and bill payments all with just a USSD code. By just dialing some short codes on your mobile phone, you can now transfer money to anyone, to any bank and anywhere. I can’t remember the last time I entered a banking hall to deposit money, either I use USSD code for money transfer or I use internet banking.

Bwari (FCT) – The Joint Admission and Matriculations Board (JAMB) says it will begin the sale of the 2017 Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination (UTME) forms on March 20.

Open Heavens 15 March 2017:-David: A rare giver DAVID: A RARE GIVER – Wednesday March 15th 2017

The National Bureau of Statistics (NBS) yesterday said inflation rate dropped to 17.78 per cent in February, 0.94 per cent below 18.72 per cent in January this year. The bureau said the decline represents the first time drop in 15 months following slower rises in food and non-food prices.

Afeez Hanafi A 50-year-old grandmother, Rita Eze, has confessed to being a member of a syndicate that allegedly involved in abducting children from Lagos and selling them in Anambra State.

A Lagos High Court in Igbosere has ordered the National Agency For Food, Drug Administration and Control  to, forthwith, mandate the Nigerian Bottling Company PLC, manufacturers of Coke, Fanta and Sprite soft drinks, to include a written warning that the content of the bottles cannot be taken with Vitamin C.

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A Kenyan woman married to a 'small' man shared her heartwarming story on Facebook. "We were worshiping together at a church in 2003.We parted ways in 2004 and we would later meet in 2009.I didn't see him in that boyfriend/girlfriend way but we were friends,normal friends." she said.

The severe weather condition that led to the postponement of the meeting between German Chancellor, Angela Merkel and US President Donald Trump is no joke.